Dear World,

Please let New York City cool down. Two days with temperatures over 100 degrees is just obnoxious. Plus the whole "air quality alert" thing is just scary. And it's giving me excuses not to work out. And we know I don't need to make excuses for that...the sweat from the heat is not the same as the sweat from a jog.

Thanks,

Lauren Wood

P.S. If you could do something about the tan-line from my flip flops, that'd be great too.